d12 Underwhelming Magic Items

1. Hobnailed Boots of Hiking
2. Multiple Medallions of Machismo
3. Deck of Several Things
4. Libram of Illegible Instructions
5. Lyre of Dissonant Jamming
6. Manual of OSHA Dungeon Safety Standards
7. Maul of America
8. Ice Skates of Single Lutzing
9. Mirror of Withering Judgment
10. Incense of Hemp Concealing
11. Neosporin's Ointment of Antibioticness