Imagine Thomas Pynchon, working as a sports writer for the Daedalus Journal of Arts and Sciences, is covering a heavyweight bout between M.C. Escher and Jorge Luis Borges. After quaffing a few cervezas in honor of Borges--who won by KO in the 6th round, though Escher came back in the 11th and busted a chair over his head to force a decision--Pynchon gets lost on the grounds of the Overlook Hotel in Colorado and is never seen again. Much later, Jon Krakauer finds Pynchon's sprawling report in the restrooms of a long abandoned subway station. Krakauer submits it to his editor, Will Shortz, who personally sets the type and runs the presses. If you're still here then check out House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski.