|Your new character sketch|
- You get to re-roll your hit points using 2d8 and ignoring your constitution score.
- No more worrying about things like drinking water, oxygen, and sleep or charm spells.
- Stick with this long enough and when you reach "name" level you get to be a freakin' Lich.
- Your appetite for brains might be a bit off-putting to your adventuring colleagues.
- The cleric in your party can use Speak with Dead to force you to reveal embarrassing events from your past.
- Until you reach Vampire at 9th level, you will not be getting laid. Not even a little bit.