Attendees: Talysman the Ur Beetle, the Zenopus Archiver, Claw Carver, Mandy Morbid, Art Garfunkel, Finn the Human, Cyclopeatron, Lord Vader, two bemused members of the Ohio State Rabbit Breeders Association, Me
Absent: Huge Ruined Pile, Rients, Your Dungeon is Suck, everyone else.
- Lord Vader called the meeting to order and opened the floor to nominations for officers.
- I nominated Talysman for President.
- In retaliation, he appointed me Secretary.
- Mandy was thanked for attending. A lone dissenter asked if she even has a blog. (She does, though the real action is at her tumblr place. If you don't know who she is, please note that neither site is particularly SFW.)
- A motion was unanimously passed acknowledging that everyone thought Art Garfunkel would be taller.
- Cyclopeatron asked Lord Vader to remove his helmet to confirm that he wasn't Hayden Christensen. The motion was seconded.
- It was motioned that a monument should be built to honor fallen bloggers. No one volunteered to approach Malishefski to ascertain his willingness to pose for it.
- It was agreed that all OSRBA blogs will be written in Gygaxian Prose. A portion of membership fees will be allocated toward providing the Lake Geneva Manual of Style to all members
- Mr. Vader volunteered to establish a New Blogger Training Gulag. All potential new bloggers must serve a 7 year
sentenceapprenticeship at the facility after which they are allowed access to a keyboard.
- Mandy was again thanked for her attendance. I'm beginning to wonder if maybe this community might be something of a sausage-fest.
- The Zenopus Archiver agreed to bring doughnuts and root beer to the next meeting.
- Meeting was adjourned.