PISSED-OFF MUSICIAN: Never performed live to a real audience, have yer?
MUSIC CRITIC: Nor have I fucked a donkey, destabilized a Central American state, or played Dungeons & Dragons but I reserve the right to hold opinions on those who do. Your show was a bobbing turd and I don't take a word back.
That's right, dice-chuckers rate alongside ungulaphiles and economic hitmen. We're movin' up in the world!
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